make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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