I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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