he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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