His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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