That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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