the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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