Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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