I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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