Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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