I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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