I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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