i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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