why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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