"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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