At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
