David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She bit a glass in half.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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