What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
