I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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