in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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