What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm at about main and main street
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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