When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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