from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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