Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize