On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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