two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Randomize