Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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