direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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