Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Randomize
