I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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