STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm at about main and main street
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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