i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
