Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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