Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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