She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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