We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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