haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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