I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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