This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Enjoy the penises
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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