Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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