If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
