Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
ugly people sure do ruin things
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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