Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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