Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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