Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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