i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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