dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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