I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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