Nicole vs. Life
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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