And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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