Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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