my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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