So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just googled if crying burns calories
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
