at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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