It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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