We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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