Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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