so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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